On Thursday, 58-year-old lesbian Kath Shelley used so much hair gel that her hair turned rock solid and now she can open beers with it.
Yas kween! Slay! In honor of Pride Month, Secretary of Transportation Buttigieg threw the first McKinsey Happy Hour at the HERstoric Stonewall Inn. McKinsey & Company was a natural corporate sponsor of the Pride event. In addition to being Secretary Buttigieg’s former employer and donor to his Presidential campaign, the storied management consulting firm boasts clients such as ICE, Enron, and Purdue Pharma. Werk.
One of the most exciting events of Pride is the parade to celebrate the many
one local couple is organizing their own Dyke March event: Barbara Swinton, 65, and Susan Swinton, 63, plan to take a beautiful and somewhat rigorous trail hike with their golden retriever, Holland.
As re-openings sweep the nation, everyone is reconnecting with loved ones they haven’t seen in months. Jake Gorban, 24 twink, surprised his friends and family when he emerged from multiple lock downs as a fire breathing Charizard, the final form of Charmander. While he was always a flaming power bottom, Jake has gained actual fire breath and a tail that is literally a flame.
Many Americans who supported Justice Barrett’s nomination noted it was just a casual comment made during Supreme Court Locker Room talk, but countless members and allies of the LGBTQ+ community remain fearful of what could come. Justice Barrett doubled down citing that she couldn’t alter the death penalty for homosexuality at this time, but it is something she thinks about from time to time while praying before bed with her family.
Carl Nassib, a defensive lineman for the Las Vegas Raiders, became the first active player in the NFL to publicly identify as gay on Monday. Fans praised his coming out video on Instagram as a huge step forward for queer representation in sports since that time Tom Brady kissed his son on the mouth.
Perhaps like me, you started the pandemic with goals: write a novel, learn a new language, or at least work out everyday. And now more than a year later, you’ve achieved none of these goals. If you are disappointed in yourself for wasting time, you shouldn’t be. You are not wasting time. Instead, what you are going through is wasting time’s fabulous gay cousin: languishing.
The public pressed Disney for queer representation and Disney has answered: “Love, Victor” star Michael Cimino confirms this season will feature a hardcore romantic fistfuck scene. Fans can expect to see Victor stretch himself physically and emotionally for his lover Benji in response to cries for a more authentic queer experience for fans.
we were inspired to comb through Chrissy’s other old, now deleted tweets in hopes of redeeming her. What we found will blow your mind. Do Chrissy’s tweets actually provide an important lesson in 80’s history?
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When Marlon McKee and Theo Jenkins matched on the popular dating app, Grindr, the two men had only one thought going through their minds: “Yeah, I guess.” McKee and Jenkins met last Thursday when both signed into the service in search of intimate company.
I am proud to be able to come out and say, “hello world, I am Pan-sexual. I am in love with the half-goat, half-man of Greek lore, Pan.” For years, I called myself Bisexual, but that wasn’t really it. Yes, he is both, a man and a goat, but he’s also a god… so that’s more than two things.
In a season of tragedy comes another disaster: Robert Wilson’s brother Lyle, a heterosexual, is hotter than his gay brother. Robert, a single, mid-twenties programmer who really wants to find someone he can be dedicated to began posting videos from his parents’ home during quarantine. The saccharine content included family breakfasts, “costume competitions”, and the perpetually shirtless Lyle, who flexes literally every time he notices the camera on him.
Look, let me cut to the chase – I know you have a big heavy boner for me. I’m not shaming you for that, in fact, I find it heartwarming that you crave after my penis the way you used to crave that rectangle pizza we ate every Friday in the cafeteria.
Oops! You drank 4 gin and tonics on an empty stomach and got a little trigger happy in your Instagram DMs. Which of the several photos and videos you sent to exes, a handful of people you’ve slept with, and…woof, your old manager from Lululemon, are incriminating? Thankfully, not as many as you think.
