Martin Scorsese Says Sean Cody ‘Not Cinema’

Martin Scorsese Says Sean Cody ‘Not Cinema’

The director lamented that Sean Cody’s latest release “Jackson Tops Chris M. Pt II” lacks the character development of “Strangers on a Train.”

The ‘+’ in Disney+ Makes Me Feel Included

The ‘+’ in Disney+ Makes Me Feel Included

HBO, Netflix, and Hulu are so exclusionary! I am happy that a streaming service has finally opened its doors to me! It’s not such a small world after all!

The 5 Hottest Sociopaths On My Gay Dodgeball Team

The 5 Hottest Sociopaths On My Gay Dodgeball Team

I joined a gay dodgeball team this summer, but instead of attention all I found were 5 sociopaths—really, really hot sociopaths.

I’m Afraid Of Commitment, Except For The Ink On My Body Forever

I’m Afraid Of Commitment, Except For The Ink On My Body Forever

The only woman I can commit to is the topless pinup of Marge Simpson tattooed on the entire length of my forearm. The idea of “forever” is just so daunting.

‘I’m Not Really Into The Gay Scene’ Reports Man Who Fucks Men

‘I’m Not Really Into The Gay Scene’ Reports Man Who Fucks Men

“Sorry, but all that gay shit doesn’t really do it for me,” stated Doug Mckenna under the Grindr username “f💦ckmedaddy” at 3:27 AM this past Sunday.

Gays Flying South Indicates End Of Pride Season

Gays Flying South Indicates End Of Pride Season

Temperatures have finally shifted from crop top weather to scarf weather. Another successful Pride season across North America comes to a conclusion and the region’s most majestic species make their migrations back to their regular lives. 

Speaking Out: My Gaycation Was Ruined By Traveling With Gay Friends

Speaking Out: My Gaycation Was Ruined By Traveling With Gay Friends

Mykonos has become the destination for queers to let loose, tan their abs and wear

Sparkling Water Comes Out As Queer

Sparkling Water Comes Out As Queer

MADISON, WI— LaCroix has always been known for having a splash of fruity flavor, but

Top 8 Lies I’ve Told to Make My Parents Seem Less Republican

Top 8 Lies I’ve Told to Make My Parents Seem Less Republican

It isn’t easy being the solo Republican-raised gay girl in my group of very cool,

A Day In Activism: My Young Gay Ass Went To Stonewall

A Day In Activism: My Young Gay Ass Went To Stonewall

Okay, have you even heard of gay rights??? This week I was exposed to something

The First Openly Gay Male US Governor Shouldn’t Matter Because He Isn’t Hot

The First Openly Gay Male US Governor Shouldn’t Matter Because He Isn’t Hot

“I get that he’s very accomplished despite being named Jared. But I wouldn’t, say, watch him smoke a cigarette like I would watch Obama.”

All Pigeons are Queer, Unionized, And Ready to Vote

All Pigeons are Queer, Unionized, And Ready to Vote

“NO ONE LIKES PIGEONS, SURE. BUT WHAT WE DO HAS BENEFITS FOR EVERYONE. THIS WILL RIPPLE OUT FOR A BETTER WORLD. EXCEPT FOR SEAGULLS. THEY SUCK.”

The Complete Ranking Of All The Gay Character In The MCU

The Complete Ranking Of All The Gay Character In The MCU

We scoured the nearly 3,000 minutes of Marvel film goodness that make up this groundbreaking endeavor for all of our favorite moments L, G, B, T, and Q+!

Marvel Announces First Gay Superhero! His Power? He’s Late To Everything!

Marvel Announces First Gay Superhero! His Power? He’s Late To Everything!

The film will follow Entrance’s journey to defeat arch-nemesis, Deadline. It is Entrance’s duty to restore Earth to a more flexible and forgiving schedule.

All-Female Book Club Unable To Choose Name Without Referencing Genitalia

All-Female Book Club Unable To Choose Name Without Referencing Genitalia

A ladies book club may usually be the front for a wine-guzzlin’ good time, but

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‘I’m Not Really Into The Gay Scene’ Reports Man Who Fucks Men

‘I’m Not Really Into The Gay Scene’ Reports Man Who Fucks Men

“Sorry, but all that gay shit doesn’t really do it for me,” stated Doug Mckenna under the Grindr username “f💦ckmedaddy” at 3:27 AM this past Sunday.

Trailing In Polls, O’Rourke Adjusts Strategy By Coming Out As Lesbian

Trailing In Polls, O’Rourke Adjusts Strategy By Coming Out As Lesbian

“Look, I get it. I’m an irrelevant cis white dad,” O’Rourke told reporters. “Which is why I want America to know that I am also a proud lesbian, and I’m ready to lead America.”

Ellen Spends National Coming Out Day With Exhumed Corpse Of Justice Scalia

Ellen Spends National Coming Out Day With Exhumed Corpse Of Justice Scalia

DeGeneres and the freshly dug up remains of Justice Scalia were spotted this past National Coming Out Day laughing it up and decomposing, respectively. “On this day in particular, it feels liberating to finally show the world who I really am!” The former comedian defended her proximity to the bigoted, rotting corpse. “We should be kind to everyone, even the corpses of those who sought to codify queer oppression!”

Friend Wondering If You Got To Gay Part Of TV Show Yet

Friend Wondering If You Got To Gay Part Of TV Show Yet

“Did you hit season 2, episode 5? I think you’ll really like it,” reported a local friend with a wink.

Grandma So Happy To See Your Friend Again

Grandma So Happy To See Your Friend Again

Reports came in promptly after the weekend family cookout that Grandma said your “friend” is “always a pleasure” and wonders if you two “go on double dates together.” Sources close to Grandma confirm that it just maybe isn’t the best idea to tell her the truth in her old age.

Study Shows Gay Gene Can’t Be Found, Last Seen In Bathroom Asking Around For Molly

Study Shows Gay Gene Can’t Be Found, Last Seen In Bathroom Asking Around For Molly

While the study sample was exclusively circuit gays, scientists can still conclusively say they have no fucking idea where Gene went. “Gene told researchers that he loves us but his body is too warm and the music sucks. Then he just bolted,” reported team leader Calvin Tolbin. “We’ve been searching for answers. Gene’s been searching for uppers.”

Conservative Billionaire David Koch Dies Watching New ‘L Word’ Trailer

Conservative Billionaire David Koch Dies Watching New ‘L Word’ Trailer

A lawyer for the family announced the 79 year old conservative lobbyist just couldn’t handle

Swift’s YNTCD Music Video Linked To Massive Spike In Homophobia From Me Personally

Swift’s YNTCD Music Video Linked To Massive Spike In Homophobia From Me Personally

Following the release of Swift’s highly popular LGBT anthem, a recent nationwide poll found that a sudden rise in anti-gay sentiment specifically from your’s truly.

Neat! This New Harness Hugs Me Like My Father Never Did

Neat! This New Harness Hugs Me Like My Father Never Did

“As an added bonus, the smell of the leather reminds me of his freshly polished work shoes!”

‘You’ve Always Come Off As Gay To Me’ Reports Melissa Out Of The Fucking Blue

‘You’ve Always Come Off As Gay To Me’ Reports Melissa Out Of The Fucking Blue

Eyewitnesses at the scene confirm the statement was preceded by Melissa just nonchalantly leaning the fuck over from her desk and smugly tapping Jarrod on his arm.

5 Hair Colors That Say ‘I Had A Crisis Last Night And CVS Was There For Me’

5 Hair Colors That Say ‘I Had A Crisis Last Night And CVS Was There For Me’

Sea Foam Dream is the perfect aqua-green shade to help ground yourself after an evening adrift in a dissociative fugue about your personal finances!

Remembering Straight Pride Month

How Straight Pride Forgot Its Radical Roots

How Straight Pride Forgot Its Radical Roots

The Straight Pride Parade, which drew several dozen participants from the comments section of a

BREAKING: These Straight Pride Marchers Are Single, Ladies!

BREAKING: These Straight Pride Marchers Are Single, Ladies!

BOSTON, MA— Shockwaves rebounded throughout the heterosexual community today when the public learned that most

Trucks!

Trucks!

VROOOM vrooom vrooom vroom VRRRROOM!!!!!!!!!

3 Outrageous Pregnancy Scares For Your Straight Pride Pre-Game

3 Outrageous Pregnancy Scares For Your Straight Pride Pre-Game

We’re straight! We’re great! And our periods are frighteningly late!  Are you glowing with straight pride,

Straight Pride Parade Announces Float To Honor Catcalling

Straight Pride Parade Announces Float To Honor Catcalling

Hey! Hey you reading this! Nice tits! Leadership confirmed that this float will feature prominent members

Straight Pride Attendance Numbers Bolstered By Gays Who ‘Don’t Do Leather’

Straight Pride Attendance Numbers Bolstered By Gays Who ‘Don’t Do Leather’

As per usual, straight men’s pride has been saved by their oldest ally, self-hating gays.