Celebrate Straight Pride Month
While the study sample was exclusively circuit gays, scientists can still conclusively say they have no fucking idea where Gene went. “Gene told researchers that he loves us but his body is too warm and the music sucks. Then he just bolted,” reported team leader Calvin Tolbin. “We’ve been searching for answers. Gene’s been searching for uppers.”
MADISON, WI— LaCroix has always been known for having a splash of fruity flavor, but
It isn’t easy being the solo Republican-raised gay girl in my group of very cool,
LOS ANGELES, CA — If you’re in Los Angeles today, steer clear of the free
Okay, have you even heard of gay rights??? This week I was exposed to something
Why waste your time figuring out what to do? Here are five gag-worthy must-see attractions that may cost you an arm, a leg, and your secret stan account.
New York City. Year after year twenty-somethings flock to this cosmopolitan colossus in search of
“I get that he’s very accomplished despite being named Jared. But I wouldn’t, say, watch him smoke a cigarette like I would watch Obama.”
“NO ONE LIKES PIGEONS, SURE. BUT WHAT WE DO HAS BENEFITS FOR EVERYONE. THIS WILL RIPPLE OUT FOR A BETTER WORLD. EXCEPT FOR SEAGULLS. THEY SUCK.”
It’s not always easy to tell if I’m getting the best dicking of my life
We scoured the nearly 3,000 minutes of Marvel film goodness that make up this groundbreaking endeavor for all of our favorite moments L, G, B, T, and Q+!
The film will follow Entrance’s journey to defeat arch-nemesis, Deadline. It is Entrance’s duty to restore Earth to a more flexible and forgiving schedule.
A ladies book club may usually be the front for a wine-guzzlin’ good time, but
Ten-4 gang, focus up! I have something to say. These days I hear the term
To all the farts I’ve endured before, enough is enough! On a typical weekend, you
I was in tenth grade and dating the hottest girl in my Catholic school, when
So you’ve matched with an artboy on Tinder. He’s charming, he has polaroids lining his
CHICAGO, IL—Things got freaky last Friday evening as area couple Adam Evans and Andrew Eden