In a movement akin to when white gays invented voguing, straight America has fallen tush-over-toes for the bidet as their go-to toilet paper alternative.
Spaghetti Western but make it FASHION! Straight guys aren’t afraid of a little carb action, so carb up your straight pride with this season’s top lewks! Extra sloppy please!
We’re straight! We’re great! And our periods are frighteningly late! Are you glowing with straight pride,
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