“I know I may not have Jonathan’s flash or Tan’s killer style, but I’m excited to bring my dogged commitment to the slow-turning wheels of justice,” said Hellerstein.
“I don’t know how people can believe cell towers caused the pandemic when it was obviously Mercury in retrograde,” posits self-employed moods curator Daniel Parsons. “Has the world gone insane?”
“Did you hit season 2, episode 5? I think you’ll really like it,” reported a local friend with a wink.
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