It’s just not fair! You’re walking through Murray Hill when all of a sudden, BAM, some Finance Bro walks out of Starbucks with a fatty. Or maybe you’re picnicking in Prospect Park when all of a sudden, a frisbee lands near you. The man that picks up the frisbee is obnoxious…but the ass that walks away…Either Chad is thicc because he shops at Rhone or he played soccer in high school.
“He also didn’t care that I put Beyonce on the office happy hour playlist,” Tricia reports, although it is worth noting the song chosen was the original “Get Me Bodied” and not the remix.