25-year-old gay inspiration Joshie Samuels has continued to post videos of himself in Chromatica underwear, blasting music, and shouting “This is what WERKing from home looks like!” despite the fact that we’re months into quarantine.
Bar patrons fondly remembered Pam’s final lewk, which featured red stilettos and a sequined N95 mask. The crowd could be heard yelling, “you’re giving me lifeeeeee!” Unfortunately, contact tracing later confirmed they gave the performer a deadly case of the novel coronavirus.
Local lonely lesbian Sienna Richardson trimmed her nails again this Thursday, just in case.
After years of scandals and getting canceled, Internet personality James Charles is still out here… being this way. Many speculated that after making hateful comments about Africa in 2017, trans men in 2019, and said the n-word online in 2020, Charles would cease being the way that he tends to be, but actually… nope.
Sources report that Jackson Wright, a white cis/het financial analyst, recently received the prestigious GLAAD Ally Award for boldly adding “he/him” pronouns to his email signature.