Historians at Columbia University confirmed Tuesday what appears to be the world’s first case of a loaf of challah that closely resembles a human vagina.
After reports surfaced alleging that top producers at “The Ellen Show” fostered an environment of racism, bullying, and sexual harassment, local woman Lindsay Jacobs would just like to remind everyone that her friend group is still more toxic than “The Ellen Show.”
Local lonely lesbian Sienna Richardson trimmed her nails again this Thursday, just in case.
When asked what specific tactics used by Reagan he might emulate, Trump said he liked how quickly Reagan helped the country move on from the crisis.
Producers report that they didn’t know what to do with the San Francisco 49ers assistant coach character after she came out.