80 Ways To Distract Yourself From The Fact Chrissy Teigen Got Top Surgery Before You

On June 11, 2020, former model and lifestyle guru Chrissy Teigen posted a Tweet about how she got her boobs cut off. OK fine. She posted a Tweet that was cryptic but was ultimately about getting her implants removed. Meanwhile, your FTM top surgery has been continually postponed due to COVID-19 protocols.

 

The Tweets show that Teigen’s kids made her cute cards that said things like “bye boobies” and “have fun pulling your boobies out.” You can’t stop looking at the Tweet. And the cards.

 

Here are 80 ways to distract yourself from thinking about how Chrissy Teigen basically got top surgery before you did:

  1. Unfollow her and go to a protest.
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Between protesting, crying, and donating, feel free to text your friends photos of Chrissy Teigen’s kids’ cards and demand that they make boob cards like that for you whenever/if ever your damn surgery happens.

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