Area homosexual, Ryan Schultz risked contracting COVID-19 to refill his prescription of PrEP at his local pharmacy on the off chance he’d ever be penetrated by a human penis again.
Porter has been quarantined with their tits and has been continuously reminding them that they legally have to give Porter at least 6 feet of space.
In a movement akin to when white gays invented voguing, straight America has fallen tush-over-toes for the bidet as their go-to toilet paper alternative.
Capitalizing on the cancelled Pride celebrations, Nintendo announced they will be releasing the Pride Party downloadable content (DLC) for the popular Nintendo Switch console game this June.
“I don’t know how people can believe cell towers caused the pandemic when it was obviously Mercury in retrograde,” posits self-employed moods curator Daniel Parsons. “Has the world gone insane?”