“At our wedding he kept asking why two grown men were having a bar mitzvah,” said McConnor’s husband of one year. “Neither of us are Jewish. Or 13.”
Citing that “enough was enough,” Matt Steiner told his roommate that he absolutely needed quarantine to end soon so he could get back to starving himself for the approval of his sexual partners.
Why worry about paying rent, when one could instead worry about the bleak future of their dilapidated estate due to lack of income and marital prospects?
Finding love is hard when you’re a single modern gay man. People are always saying you’ll never find love until you can look inside and see it for yourself. Well I say you’ll never find love until you can look inside and see it in your room. Here’s all the objects I’ve dated in lock down.
When asked what specific tactics used by Reagan he might emulate, Trump said he liked how quickly Reagan helped the country move on from the crisis.