Don’t want to go to an over-priced vacation spot during a pandemic, but still want to re-create and embody the white supremacist practices and institutional biases from the comfort of your own home. You deserve this, self care hunny!
A virtual orgy was ruined when the Zoom window of Randy Tyler, the sole reported top, froze. Mid-thrust into his FleshJack, Tyler’s camera froze during the second hour of the “Social Dist-ASS-ing Orgy” hosted by several gay adult film stars from their homes.
The best part of socializing exclusively through Zoom? Only having to fixate on how imperfect you look from the areolas up!
Reports poured in across the country of straight people, having endured months of social isolation, abruptly producing spectacular masterworks of fine art.
On June 11, 2020, former model and lifestyle guru Chrissy Teigen posted a Tweet about how she got her boobs cut off. Meanwhile, your FTM top surgery has been continually postponed due to COVID-19 protocols.