A recent Supreme Court ruling declared the Civil Rights Act of 1964 protects employees from being fired for their sexuality or gender identity. Brandon Miller, a 25-year-old gay cashier at the local Marshall’s, celebrated the decision by sipping a large Diet Pepsi on his cigarette break and coughing up brimstone.
Republican National Convention attendees dropped their robes this week for head witch in charge, J.K. Rowling, who demanded to inspect wands & chambers of secrets.
“We’re not one of those companies that shows up to take your money during Pride,” explained Bill S. Pliss, TD Bank president, at the launch of the pink dollars. “Here at TD Bank, we want LBGTQ+ money not just during Pride, but all year long.”
After reports surfaced alleging that top producers at “The Ellen Show” fostered an environment of racism, bullying, and sexual harassment, local woman Lindsay Jacobs would just like to remind everyone that her friend group is still more toxic than “The Ellen Show.”
25-year-old gay inspiration Joshie Samuels has continued to post videos of himself in Chromatica underwear, blasting music, and shouting “This is what WERKing from home looks like!” despite the fact that we’re months into quarantine.