In a movement akin to when white gays invented voguing, straight America has fallen tush-over-toes for the bidet as their go-to toilet paper alternative.
After decades of banning men who have sex with men, the FDA revised the lifetime ban to permit donations after three months of abstinence. The desperate attempt to increase blood donations has been met with criticism by many, including the ancient undead.
Taylor Fletcher, 23, has been a fan of the show since season 4, when there were fewer than a baker’s dozen contestants and none of them were re-added to the show halfway through. In the beginning, a season of Drag Race was manageable and not life-threatening for most casual viewers.
Subway is officially rounding up their classic six-inch sub to a whopping seven inches. “Everyone says it’s about seven anyway,” a spokesperson said.
As his campaign finishes pulling out of the Democratic Presidential primaries, more light is being shed on factors that would have contributed to Mayor Pete’s decision to suspend his candidacy.