Bar patrons fondly remembered Pam’s final lewk, which featured red stilettos and a sequined N95 mask. The crowd could be heard yelling, “you’re giving me lifeeeeee!” Unfortunately, contact tracing later confirmed they gave the performer a deadly case of the novel coronavirus.
“We’ve been waiting to pounce on this better name for decades!” said Mitch McConnell, the KY&PP senator who is up for reelection this November.
Grab your fave binocs! Spring is in the air and it’s time to enjoy these birdy beauts while you record a frothing Karen self-destruct at your very presence.
Upon waking, gay men reported feelings of both self-worth and compassion still at levels consitent with well adjusted people. Then everything plummets.
“It has been a waking nightmare,” shared VH1 executive Konnor Prancely. “I cannot believe Sherry Pie or Joey Gugliemelli or whoever has done this to me!”