Area homosexual, Ryan Schultz risked contracting COVID-19 to refill his prescription of PrEP at his local pharmacy on the off chance he’d ever be penetrated by a human penis again.
Porter has been quarantined with their tits and has been continuously reminding them that they legally have to give Porter at least 6 feet of space.
During these uncertain times, the only thing sexier than having a secret stash of toilet paper, is having a healthcare plan adequate enough to cover hospital visits and acne topicals.
In a movement akin to when white gays invented voguing, straight America has fallen tush-over-toes for the bidet as their go-to toilet paper alternative.
After decades of banning men who have sex with men, the FDA revised the lifetime ban to permit donations after three months of abstinence. The desperate attempt to increase blood donations has been met with criticism by many, including the ancient undead.