Long-time lesbians, Layla and Sheryl both had big plans for their anniversary brunch last Sunday. After finishing off their vegan chilaquiles, Layla Singh stepped away from the table and got down on one knee. However, before she could even reveal the silver band etched with glowing symbols, her girlfriend, Sheryl Simons jumped out of her seat and pulled an identical ring out from under her flannel.
Authorities were relieved, but not exactly stunned, if you know what we mean, to find missing 8-year-old Carlson Phillips lingering by the men’s briefs rack in the Lackawanna County Target on Tuesday evening.
This year, 25-year-old enby HH Wells and their butch girlfriend Morgan Franklin are planning to attend a virtual Halloween party as Héloïse and Marianne, the two long-haired, dress-wearing French heroines of Céline Sciamma’s film Portrait Of A Lady On Fire. The only problem? HH and Morgan refuse to wear dresses or wigs (even on Halloween).
I’m just gonna say it–underwear as we know it is boring as hell! Briefs? Boring. Jockstraps? Boring. Unitards? Boring. Where’s the pizzazz? The drama? The gays deserve better, and better they’ll get! This list has got something for everyone. Here are 5 sexy underwear that are just Halloween costumes.
All Hallow’s Eve is just around the corner! Halloween is a terrific opportunity to explore the gender spectrum through clothing and accessories. But BEWARE!!! The veil between the mortal world and the spirit realm will be as thin as the excuses people give for not using your pronouns.