Mama Ru invited three of her closest friends for the Secret Celebrity Drag Race finale to remind viewers that corporations are people who deserve the same rights as everybody else.
Area homosexual, Ryan Schultz risked contracting COVID-19 to refill his prescription of PrEP at his local pharmacy on the off chance he’d ever be penetrated by a human penis again.
Porter has been quarantined with their tits and has been continuously reminding them that they legally have to give Porter at least 6 feet of space.
During these uncertain times, the only thing sexier than having a secret stash of toilet paper, is having a healthcare plan adequate enough to cover hospital visits and acne topicals.
In a movement akin to when white gays invented voguing, straight America has fallen tush-over-toes for the bidet as their go-to toilet paper alternative.