This special report comes courtesy of eye witness, Anthony Petcowsky, who has been waiting with bated breath for them to realize their arguments are both similar and also dumb.
Amazon has finally released its long awaited rival show to Netflix’s “Queer Eye” that’s just a 10 hours long video of Cher blinking. The video will include soft, lo-fi renditions of Cher’s singles spanning her entire career and the description encourages people to “Breathe in the fresh Cher.”
After reports surfaced alleging that top producers at “The Ellen Show” fostered an environment of racism, bullying, and sexual harassment, local woman Lindsay Jacobs would just like to remind everyone that her friend group is still more toxic than “The Ellen Show.”
If your gender identity falls outside of the binary, shopping for swimwear can be fraught with peril. Fear not! We’ve scoured the racks for every available gender neutral bathing suit—and here are all five of them!
An anonymous suburban man and lifetime member of the closeted male support group called Compulsory Heterosexual Unloving Marriages (CHUMs for short), recently went public with his tragic experience during the Coronavirus pandemic—being forced to spend all of his time with his adoring wife and children.