Hosted by Dan Savage, “SQ-AWK” set to find the loudest voice in the room, looking for someone with DICK: Deafness, Ignorance, Condescension, and Kindless.
Republican National Convention attendees dropped their robes this week for head witch in charge, J.K. Rowling, who demanded to inspect wands & chambers of secrets.
Weaving macramé has kept me distracted from the fact that, like a good citizen who cares about the well-being of others, I haven’t been fucked in six months.
This special report comes courtesy of eye witness, Anthony Petcowsky, who has been waiting with bated breath for them to realize their arguments are both similar and also dumb.
Amazon has finally released its long awaited rival show to Netflix’s “Queer Eye” that’s just a 10 hours long video of Cher blinking. The video will include soft, lo-fi renditions of Cher’s singles spanning her entire career and the description encourages people to “Breathe in the fresh Cher.”