This year, 25-year-old enby HH Wells and their butch girlfriend Morgan Franklin are planning to attend a virtual Halloween party as Héloïse and Marianne, the two long-haired, dress-wearing French heroines of Céline Sciamma’s film Portrait Of A Lady On Fire. The only problem? HH and Morgan refuse to wear dresses or wigs (even on Halloween).
Lesbians nationwide are petitioning to change the season “Autumn” to literally any other name just not “Autumn” because that’s their ex’s name.
NYC local, waitress, and lesbian Lindsay Cohen shocked her friends and family upon revealing she planned to tune into the upcoming 17th season of the popular medical drama Grey’s Anatomy this November, “there have been a few lesbian characters over the years, and who knows, maybe they’ll come back!”
A man trying to flirt with two women he saw together at The Rub Down Bar is slowly starting to piece the scenario together, confirmed an amused bartender.
As the coronavirus pandemic forces people across the world to stay home, many quarantined lesbians have turned their attention toward nesting. “I think this needs more houseplants,” lesbian Cara Martin said while putting down a bed of twigs in her living room.