Weaving macramé has kept me distracted from the fact that, like a good citizen who cares about the well-being of others, I haven’t been fucked in six months.
We, the nation’s arts, education, and nonprofit institutions condemn the racism in our police and prison industrial complex. But it has come to our attention that we are responsible for perpetuating white supremacy too.
Reports poured in across the country of straight people, having endured months of social isolation, abruptly producing spectacular masterworks of fine art.
The camp aesthetic announced that it is clinically heterosexual after spending just one night at one of the nation’s leading institutions.
So you’ve matched with an artboy on Tinder. He’s charming, he has polaroids lining his