Authorities were relieved, but not exactly stunned, if you know what we mean, to find missing 8-year-old Carlson Phillips lingering by the men’s briefs rack in the Lackawanna County Target on Tuesday evening.
This year, 25-year-old enby HH Wells and their butch girlfriend Morgan Franklin are planning to attend a virtual Halloween party as Héloïse and Marianne, the two long-haired, dress-wearing French heroines of Céline Sciamma’s film Portrait Of A Lady On Fire. The only problem? HH and Morgan refuse to wear dresses or wigs (even on Halloween).
There’s a chill in the air, and you know what that means: time to rock some Fall fashion that will have people saying “Sir! Sorry–Ma’am” as they try to decipher your gender! Whether it be at the store, in the park, or at home, it feels good to be called ‘sir,’ and these looks will get you that–even if it’s just for one brief moment.
Lesbians nationwide are petitioning to change the season “Autumn” to literally any other name just not “Autumn” because that’s their ex’s name.
When Jordan Mayer, 26, decided to spice things up in his relationship with his boyfriend, he didn’t expect to be saddled with thousands of dollars of medical debt, but weeks after a roleplay inquiry about his “broken ass”, boyfriend Kendall Helmsley sent a bill for $6,000 and told Mayer he can discuss payment options with the billing department.