This year, 25-year-old enby HH Wells and their butch girlfriend Morgan Franklin are planning to attend a virtual Halloween party as Héloïse and Marianne, the two long-haired, dress-wearing French heroines of Céline Sciamma’s film Portrait Of A Lady On Fire. The only problem? HH and Morgan refuse to wear dresses or wigs (even on Halloween).
Lesbians nationwide are petitioning to change the season “Autumn” to literally any other name just not “Autumn” because that’s their ex’s name.
A cacophony of “girllll, trust meee”’s ripped through the air last week as your white Gay friend Matt gave advice to every living being inhabiting the sidewalks and streets of West Hollywood.
Local auditor Noreen Greene is disowning her Kansas City Sun for being gay. Last Monday, after chowing down on some Chik-Fil-A, burning a rainbow flag, and donating to 4 different conversion therapy organizations, Greene looked up at the sky, shielded her eyes, and screamed: too much! I’ve had enough!
25-year-old gay inspiration Joshie Samuels has continued to post videos of himself in Chromatica underwear, blasting music, and shouting “This is what WERKing from home looks like!” despite the fact that we’re months into quarantine.