Everyone’s favorite and only holiday centered around a Black guy is coming up! In a sexually liberated world, why is it that our annual attempt at supporting Black people is so buttoned up! Here are the top five Martin Luther King Jr. quotes that you can easily (thanks Instagram!) use to cover up your naughty bits to give a titillating twist for your Finsta on this special, special day.
Char Eden, 29, a non-binary paralegal at Manfred-Khan Solicitors is reported partially closeted after their attempt to come out to colleagues at the firm’s daily Zoom meeting failed due to a muted microphone.
As not to provide too much detail about your personal life to colleagues, here’s a quiz to determine whether your sitting style oozes “straight” or “so gay you take an hour at the end of the work day to untangle your legs like origami.”
In an announcement on social media, Hugo Grown, who is two cis kids in a trench coat, came out as using gender neutral ‘they’ pronouns. When asked to comment, the child posing as Hugo’s upper half stated, “this is us–I mean, me–being proud of who I am: a non-binary adult who is old enough to buy lighters.”
After a busy Christmas Eve, Santa Claus is reportedly exhausted and dehydrated after delivering presents to the world’s nice children and performing the traditional breeding of the good twinks.