Straights might be googling “how to cook chicken” for the first time in their lives, but here are a few next-level meals already in your gay wheelhouse.
The rotating cast of the popular YouTube channel have spent the quarantine opening their homes and, sadly, providing declarative answers to their sexuality. “I felt so sure,” said one fan, “But…Chris Morocco has kids? Does that mean I have kids? I don’t know who I am.”
Graduating senior Pearl Winslow is looking forward to her Ezra Mountain High School Zoom commencement, but says it won’t be the same without the chance to burn some bridges on the way out.
This sourdough is warm, tangy, and a little crusty! It’s a fine stand-in for cunnilingus given the current circumstances!
In a press conference yesterday, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham shared a striking revelation: “God visited me in a dream and told me that as punishment for the homosexuals’ sins, He will torture them mercilessly with virtual Pride celebrations held over Zoom throughout the entire summer.”