It’s a Thursday evening and Tory Paige, a 25-year-old Associate Project Manager, is sitting eagerly on the Sayville Ferry to Fire Island Pines, the debaucherous gay resort an hour east of New York City. The bacchanalia in The Pines has everything, strong drinks, sun kissed areolas, and this summer’s hot new pandemic: COVID-19.
Reports poured in across the country of straight people, having endured months of social isolation, abruptly producing spectacular masterworks of fine art.
When asked what specific tactics used by Reagan he might emulate, Trump said he liked how quickly Reagan helped the country move on from the crisis.
Area homosexual, Ryan Schultz risked contracting COVID-19 to refill his prescription of PrEP at his local pharmacy on the off chance he’d ever be penetrated by a human penis again.
Porter has been quarantined with their tits and has been continuously reminding them that they legally have to give Porter at least 6 feet of space.