MALIBU, CA— While lounging poolside at the Malibu Dream House on Sunday, Ken expressed disappointment
A team of John Hopkins medical researchers brought in a group of lesbians to discuss the orgasm gap—the phenomenon of heterosexual men orgasming 95% of the time compared to heterosexual women’s 65%. However, the participants not only failed to understand the concept, but kept getting distracted by their own climaxing.
Sources confirmed that the fucking device lost power right as you started to fantasize about that hot Trader Joe’s employee.