“We’re not one of those companies that shows up to take your money during Pride,” explained Bill S. Pliss, TD Bank president, at the launch of the pink dollars. “Here at TD Bank, we want LBGTQ+ money not just during Pride, but all year long.”
Mama Ru invited three of her closest friends for the Secret Celebrity Drag Race finale to remind viewers that corporations are people who deserve the same rights as everybody else.
Capitalizing on the cancelled Pride celebrations, Nintendo announced they will be releasing the Pride Party downloadable content (DLC) for the popular Nintendo Switch console game this June.
Subway is officially rounding up their classic six-inch sub to a whopping seven inches. “Everyone says it’s about seven anyway,” a spokesperson said.
“In order to stay competitive in the chicken sandwich market, we knew we had to make a change,” said Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, “and that’s why we’re proud to do the bare minimum for all you perfectly tolerable queers out there. Please buy our food.”