Inspired by explosive gender reveals that have led to wildfires, Jay Waverly, a 24-year-old non-binary person, decided to reveal their own gender to friends and family with a bang–that’s right, two sticks of dynamite right to the chest!
Is the fact that your friend group consists solely of other attractive white gays a symptom of some deeply systematic issues that you’re unknowingly contributing to? Ugh!
Despite the postponement of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics due to the COVID-19 pandemic, American gymnast Benji Kile is maintaining his flexibility by taking regular pics of his tight little hole.
Republican National Convention attendees dropped their robes this week for head witch in charge, J.K. Rowling, who demanded to inspect wands & chambers of secrets.
Weaving macramé has kept me distracted from the fact that, like a good citizen who cares about the well-being of others, I haven’t been fucked in six months.