Chez Chic, an upscale French restaurant in the West Village, is offering a one-of-a-kind deal for polycules this Valentine’s Day. Only relationships consisting of three or more lovers can partake of traditional French cuisine, prix fixe and all-you-can-eat.
Quiz: Do You Want To Be Him, Sleep With Him, Or Forever Float In The Nebulous Space Between The Two?
Take this quiz to find out if you’re romantically and sexually into that special someone, if you actually just want to BE them, or if you’re doomed to spend the rest of your life in a hellish cloudy gray-area in between the two options.
As queer fashion enters the mainstream more and more, it has become harder than ever to detect other queers in public. However, that’s not a problem for local lesbian, Laura Flemmings, whose impeccable gaydar successfully identifies any queers within eyesight using a complex assessment of haircuts.
Parton, a homosexual icon, is known for her iconic blonde beehive, but after a lifetime of bleaching, Dolly has spent recent years donning platinum wigs so high you’d think she was starring in a Bump-its infomercial. Fans were stunned when, during a return-to-the-stage New Years performance at Dollywood to promote vaccine boosters, Parton removed her wig to reveal another, smaller Dolly Parton.
From catching bread in the tennis locker room to slinging philly cheese puss between Dana and Alice’s strap, the UTI’s from the L Word are vast and large, cumulating from ridiculous sex, lesbian drama, and toy swapping Tuesdays. If you’re a real carpet nibbler, you’ll easily identify all six UTI’s from The L Word.