After completing copious research on what drag queens are exactly, Mayor Pete has announced his vice president pick for his campaign’s ticket. The Buttigieg 2020 Team later clarified that Judge Judy Booty is “one of those non-dancing, non-singing, slacks-wearing drag queens.”
“In order to stay competitive in the chicken sandwich market, we knew we had to make a change,” said Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, “and that’s why we’re proud to do the bare minimum for all you perfectly tolerable queers out there. Please buy our food.”
Between whisking, baking, and gas-lighting the nation, how does a modern woman find the time?
App founders, Howard Mo and Yanna Lingus, were inspired after a screening of The Lion King left them wishing they’d seen approximately 62% less of the film.
After opposing the traditional military bugle tune, the man kept telling funeral goers, “Follow me on IG because I’m rarely on here.”