This special report comes courtesy of eye witness, Anthony Petcowsky, who has been waiting with bated breath for them to realize their arguments are both similar and also dumb.
“We’re not one of those companies that shows up to take your money during Pride,” explained Bill S. Pliss, TD Bank president, at the launch of the pink dollars. “Here at TD Bank, we want LBGTQ+ money not just during Pride, but all year long.”
After reports surfaced alleging that top producers at “The Ellen Show” fostered an environment of racism, bullying, and sexual harassment, local woman Lindsay Jacobs would just like to remind everyone that her friend group is still more toxic than “The Ellen Show.”
With Election Day just around the corner, the Trump Administration feverishly fights to win the LGBTQ+ vote. However, we just scored a list of 5 queer brands that our sweet humanoid eel woman Ivanka plans to (illegally?) endorse, shortly following federal and public backlash after trying to advocate for the American Latinx population by holding up a can of beans.
During her son and his boyfriend’s recent visit home for a family gathering, Teresa Russo, 58, reportedly got box-wine drunk and told her son’s boyfriend she wishes she had him instead.