WASHINGTON, D.C.— Porn studio Men.com announced that it had won the competitive bidding war for a multi-picture deal to create a series of porn parodies based on Senator Ossoff from Georgia and President Biden’s new Secretary of Transportation.
The three picture deal will trace the exploits of the pair through their sexual exploits in Washington D.C. Sources close to the deal say that this could also lay the groundwork for a Neo-Liberal Pornographic Universe.
The new porn franchise will be built around Buttigieg and Ossoff trading sexual favors to pursue the new administration’s Dom Top agenda including a 15” Minimum Girth and Poppers For All. Because Ossoff and Buttigieg respectively represent the opposing progressive and centrist wings of the Democratic coalition, some are doubting the ability of the films to gather broad support.
Men.com says it hopes that these films can unite the gay community in sexualizing two twunky Caucasians with expensive graduate degrees. Their aim is to make gay men cum who will then come together politically. After this year’s horrific insurrection, producers also aim to restore some dignity to the Capitol Building by building to a climactic full on orgy scene in the Senate Chamber.
To ensure a speedy production, casting is already underway at various Brooks Brothers and Whole Foods across Southern California. In additional casting news, Stormy Daniels has been tapped to play Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s ghost who will preside over the climactic orgy scene.
Chasten Buttigieg will play himself in the film in a solo scene from Indiana.
