Lesbians nationwide are petitioning to change the season “Autumn” to literally any other name just not “Autumn” because that’s their ex’s name.
When Jordan Mayer, 26, decided to spice things up in his relationship with his boyfriend, he didn’t expect to be saddled with thousands of dollars of medical debt, but weeks after a roleplay inquiry about his “broken ass”, boyfriend Kendall Helmsley sent a bill for $6,000 and told Mayer he can discuss payment options with the billing department.
Local bottom Brandon Harris reported that Randy Peters, a top, began typing a response to his text “When can we hang again?” on Monday morning. Harris reportedly has been waiting to hear from Peters for several days.
Historians at Columbia University confirmed Tuesday what appears to be the world’s first case of a loaf of challah that closely resembles a human vagina.
With less than two weeks to election day, protests continue to rattle the country and theater gays, just like the young artists in the punk rock musical Rent, are promising to fight systemic racism for a symbolic Five Hundred Twenty Five Thousand Six Hundred Minutes (One Year).