Have you ever looked around at an extended family gathering and noticed there was no gay cousin to be accounted for? You just might be the gay cousin!
The filing grants clemency to moral debts, so that the organization can continue to represent American ideals. “The Scouts will auction its remaining moral assets to cover its moral debts,” said BSA President and CEO Roger C. Mosby. “We’re gonna be walking a lot of old ladies across the street for this one.”
Producers report that they didn’t know what to do with the San Francisco 49ers assistant coach character after she came out.
The new season aims to ‘bridge gaps between people,’ remarks culture expert Karamo Brown, who is publicly considering entering the 2020 presidential race as an independent.
Boo Radley: a muscular shut in? We’ll count it! To Kill A Mockingbird is here, it’s queer, and—oh sweet god, we need to come up with four more of these!?