“I don’t need to know how every lesbian got to this orgy,” explained commenter TribTribe69. “I’d rather see fingering that hear everyone’s backstory.”
The study also confirmed the long-held theory in the scientific community that ‘ha’ is typically sarcastic, while ‘hahahahaha’ in fact implies a speaker trying to make light of existential dread.
“Laura, I’m really worried that nothing I’ve done in my life matters as we face the end of the world.” And Laura was just like, “I feel that.” And then we both just stared silently on FaceTime for a long, sad while.
“I really wanted to see that 11 year old girl skate,” said Marley Motton. “I don’t know how to skate, but I dress like an 11 year old skateboarder, and it would’ve been so meaningful to see someone who looks like me compete at the Olympic Games.”
As of 9 AM Wednesday, April 1st, The Awf Union obtained recognition from Awf Magazine management, securing its one and only demand of compensation in the form of a poppers stipend. Management was relieved the staff was too busy depriving their neurons of oxygen to ask for more practical benefits like dental or money saying, “Unions bring out the best in writers rooms and this agreement enables Awf Magazine to deliver the queerest writing on the Internet with the fewest number of brain cells.”