Step aside Britney! The alpha mama of Big Cat Rescue—and almost certain murderer of HETEROSEXUAL millionaire Don Lewis—is perfectly perched to pounce and snag the gay icon tiara for herself.
“It’s not that gay blood is it?!” gasped 50 year old Martin Rogers from his hospital bed. “Ehhhh. Fine, but only if it’s somene like Neil Patrick Harris.”
Elisabeth Moss claims she’s being hunted by the malevolent, invisible spectre of Sherry Pie, whose real name is Joey Gugliemelli. No evidence has been found to support this beyond the occasional eerie glimpse of a man in an unfortunately stunning runway look.
Subway is officially rounding up their classic six-inch sub to a whopping seven inches. “Everyone says it’s about seven anyway,” a spokesperson said.
I’m torn because on the one hand my computer is frozen, but on the other hand, millions of people have to stare at this rainbow wheel telling them “Oh no you don’t, honey.”