As of 9 AM Wednesday, April 1st, The Awf Writers Union obtained recognition from Awf Magazine management, securing its one and only demand of compensation in the form of a poppers stipend. Management was relieved the staff was too busy depriving their neurons of oxygen to ask for more practical benefits like dental or money saying, “Unions bring out the best in writers rooms and this agreement enables Awf Magazine to deliver the queerest writing on the Internet with the fewest number of brain cells.”
