This sourdough is warm, tangy, and a little crusty! It’s a fine stand-in for cunnilingus given the current circumstances!
In a press conference yesterday, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham shared a striking revelation: “God visited me in a dream and told me that as punishment for the homosexuals’ sins, He will torture them mercilessly with virtual Pride celebrations held over Zoom throughout the entire summer.”
“It has been a waking nightmare,” shared VH1 executive Konnor Prancely. “I cannot believe Sherry Pie or Joey Gugliemelli or whoever has done this to me!”
Mama Ru invited three of her closest friends for the Secret Celebrity Drag Race finale to remind viewers that corporations are people who deserve the same rights as everybody else.
Area homosexual, Ryan Schultz risked contracting COVID-19 to refill his prescription of PrEP at his local pharmacy on the off chance he’d ever be penetrated by a human penis again.