Despite her busy campaign trail, Warren herself gives each haircut. The trend goes to show that all lesbians are politically minded grandmas, but not all politically minded grandmas are lesbians.
Before summer could come, Bradley Johnson’s abs debuted on a crucifix in front of his local church in Montgomery, Alabama.
After completing copious research on what drag queens are exactly, Mayor Pete has announced his vice president pick for his campaign’s ticket. The Buttigieg 2020 Team later clarified that Judge Judy Booty is “one of those non-dancing, non-singing, slacks-wearing drag queens.”
“In order to stay competitive in the chicken sandwich market, we knew we had to make a change,” said Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, “and that’s why we’re proud to do the bare minimum for all you perfectly tolerable queers out there. Please buy our food.”
Between whisking, baking, and gas-lighting the nation, how does a modern woman find the time?