Subway is officially rounding up their classic six-inch sub to a whopping seven inches. “Everyone says it’s about seven anyway,” a spokesperson said.
The seasoned sleuth reportedly shied away from taking his first big case citing an inability to get clear witness testimony.
The Mayor of South Bend is reaching around for prospective queer billionaire donors by meeting them where they wank. For only $15/month catch Chasten give Pete a pre-mature congratulation for topping Biden in Iowa or the darling duo double team the price of Canadian bread.
After seeing the amazing new representation in the NFL, this queer fantasy football league has forgone the need for any actual players when they realized Katie Sowers would be there. Who needs a whole team of straight male athletes when you can have one lesbian with a sick undercut?
Forcing the binary of gender upon humanity has been one of the most oppressive burdens our species has ever had to bear. That said. My boat? She’s all woman.