Hosted by Dan Savage, “SQ-AWK” set to find the loudest voice in the room, looking for someone with DICK: Deafness, Ignorance, Condescension, and Kindless.
The rotating cast of the popular YouTube channel have spent the quarantine opening their homes and, sadly, providing declarative answers to their sexuality. “I felt so sure,” said one fan, “But…Chris Morocco has kids? Does that mean I have kids? I don’t know who I am.”
We all know the runaround, and we certainly know the bullshit. It seems like everyone has something they aren’t saying on the apps, but here’s 70 things he DID say before mentioning he’s in an exclusive relationship.
The study also confirmed the long-held theory in the scientific community that ‘ha’ is typically sarcastic, while ‘hahahahaha’ in fact implies a speaker trying to make light of existential dread.
The filing grants clemency to moral debts, so that the organization can continue to represent American ideals. “The Scouts will auction its remaining moral assets to cover its moral debts,” said BSA President and CEO Roger C. Mosby. “We’re gonna be walking a lot of old ladies across the street for this one.”