“I really wanted to see that 11 year old girl skate,” said Marley Motton. “I don’t know how to skate, but I dress like an 11 year old skateboarder, and it would’ve been so meaningful to see someone who looks like me compete at the Olympic Games.”
Producers report that they didn’t know what to do with the San Francisco 49ers assistant coach character after she came out.
After seeing the amazing new representation in the NFL, this queer fantasy football league has forgone the need for any actual players when they realized Katie Sowers would be there. Who needs a whole team of straight male athletes when you can have one lesbian with a sick undercut?
I joined a gay dodgeball team this summer, but instead of attention all I found were 5 sociopaths—really, really hot sociopaths.