Are you there, Sappho? It’s me, Agnes, the haunted Victorian doll that’s been living in your childhood bedroom rent free since you were four.
A team of John Hopkins medical researchers brought in a group of lesbians to discuss the orgasm gap—the phenomenon of heterosexual men orgasming 95% of the time compared to heterosexual women’s 65%. However, the participants not only failed to understand the concept, but kept getting distracted by their own climaxing.
In a long-awaited announcement, Viacom has decided that its reality competition to find “The Next U.S. Drag King” will debut on the Never11th of Notember at Nope p.m. ET/PT. Television history was made on Friday as VH1 became the first network to kind of hear an intern whisper “What about a Drag King show?” during an afternoon development meeting.
Lesbians Marcia Lopply and Kit Foster celebrated their six-month anniversary by filing for domestic partnership, or as they call it: “getting 90s gay married.” “It’s just nice to have to so many rights that we can have this ‘retro’ reception as not our only option,” said the Lopply-Fosters, at the same time.
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