Look, let me cut to the chase – I know you have a big heavy boner for me. I’m not shaming you for that, in fact, I find it heartwarming that you crave after my penis the way you used to crave that rectangle pizza we ate every Friday in the cafeteria.
The Mayor of South Bend is reaching around for prospective queer billionaire donors by meeting them where they wank. For only $15/month catch Chasten give Pete a pre-mature congratulation for topping Biden in Iowa or the darling duo double team the price of Canadian bread.