May 5, 2020May 5, 2020 Justin Kaplan Straight America Discovers Bidet In a movement akin to when white gays invented voguing, straight America has fallen tush-over-toes for the bidet as their go-to toilet paper alternative.
March 21, 2019August 15, 2019 Brian Faas A Tufted Banquette Speaks Out: “Stop Farting at Gay Brunch!” To all the farts I’ve endured before, enough is enough! On a typical weekend, you