In a move confusing to the entire LGBTQ+ community, 27-year-old Lisa Maher was seen strutting down Broadway Avenue on Tuesday morning sporting a leather jacket despite being straight.
She wears backwards hats, chains, and has a slit in her eyebrow, but she is from Greenwich Connecticut. Her dad is a white man who works for Morgan Stanley. Her mother is a white woman from Seattle who hasn’t called the cops on a black person but has considered it.
In a movement akin to when white gays invented voguing, straight America has fallen tush-over-toes for the bidet as their go-to toilet paper alternative.