Get ready to be jealous! You’ve heard of friend groups getting matching tattoos or going bungee jumping together, but this gang of pals is taking things to the next level. None of them have ever slept with each other!
“I’ve been following Max for a long time,” said Chicago barista Joey Titto, “so I was immediately suspicious, because I know how much he loves to ski.
In the wake of the Pete 2020 campaign suspension and endorsement of Biden, more skeletons are being dragged out of the closet. Long before his nights fundraising in wine caves, alleged military man Pete Buttigieg was pouring wine at a four-star establishment in the Afghan capital of Kabul.
“While this lie of omission is disturbing, to be a gay serviceman in the restaurant industry is still putting your life on the line for God and country in similar sense,” said one South Bend resident and now-former Pete 2020 field organizer.
“You know I’ve always liked her, but I just think it’s kind of nice that she isn’t wearing all those flashy costumes anymore,” local mom Trish MacGibbon reports. “Now it’s just about the singing.”
A gathering of straight allies dedicated to supporting the LGBTQ+ community recently took place between two queer people who were having a conversation. Maya Berman and Jessica Anello were reportedly chatting about oat milk at their local cafe when fifteen straights in rainbow regalia crammed between them and began their meeting.