At every Lunar New Year dinner, Mrs. Wong asks everyone at the table, “Why don’t you have a boyfriend?” Like millions of celebrations across the world where adult children are involved, Mrs. Wong’s kids have to endure this question, which has no correct answer.
Look, let me cut to the chase – I know you have a big heavy boner for me. I’m not shaming you for that, in fact, I find it heartwarming that you crave after my penis the way you used to crave that rectangle pizza we ate every Friday in the cafeteria.
It seemed like vacation would never end for Tom and Thom. Whether they were taking their 1.3 million followers to Cabo where their abs were out or to Puerto Vallarta where the golden sunsets highlighted their abs, the Instagay love birds kept followers posted on their “love collab.” But the abs have abdicated: after not posting for over 24 hours, the couple announced that @TTandTiddies was splitting up, leaving a tortuous custody battle over their account.
In a total coincidence that has absolutely nothing to do with a co-signed apartment lease ending, Boston resident Tristan Knowles split ways with their boyfriend this week after exactly one year and two weeks of dating.
Oops! You drank 4 gin and tonics on an empty stomach and got a little trigger happy in your Instagram DMs. Which of the several photos and videos you sent to exes, a handful of people you’ve slept with, and…woof, your old manager from Lululemon, are incriminating? Thankfully, not as many as you think.