“Sorry, but all that gay shit doesn’t really do it for me,” stated Doug Mckenna under the Grindr username “f?ckmedaddy” at 3:27 AM this past Sunday.
Reports came in promptly after the weekend family cookout that Grandma said your “friend” is “always a pleasure” and wonders if you two “go on double dates together.” Sources close to Grandma confirm that it just maybe isn’t the best idea to tell her the truth in her old age.
Mykonos has become the destination for queers to let loose, tan their abs and wear
Research was very hands-on to research this matter. And if you’re wondering how ‘papering’ compares to ‘rocking’— let’s just say we’ve got it covered.
McGovney broke her record during a light flirtation with McKenna St. Stierre, who was quite interested in McGovney until she learned of her bisexuality and—yuck-o—her history of dating men.