After reports surfaced alleging that top producers at “The Ellen Show” fostered an environment of racism, bullying, and sexual harassment, local woman Lindsay Jacobs would just like to remind everyone that her friend group is still more toxic than “The Ellen Show.”
If your gender identity falls outside of the binary, shopping for swimwear can be fraught with peril. Fear not! We’ve scoured the racks for every available gender neutral bathing suit—and here are all five of them!
With Election Day just around the corner, the Trump Administration feverishly fights to win the LGBTQ+ vote. However, we just scored a list of 5 queer brands that our sweet humanoid eel woman Ivanka plans to (illegally?) endorse, shortly following federal and public backlash after trying to advocate for the American Latinx population by holding up a can of beans.
During her son and his boyfriend’s recent visit home for a family gathering, Teresa Russo, 58, reportedly got box-wine drunk and told her son’s boyfriend she wishes she had him instead.
As the U.S. continues to bungle its COVID-19 crisis, Satan, the Lord of Darkness, announced a moratorium on American souls entering Hell. “Out of an abundance of caution,” Beelzebub told reporters, “we simply cannot welcome people into eternal damnation who aren’t taking this thing seriously.”