At every Lunar New Year dinner, Mrs. Wong asks everyone at the table, “Why don’t you have a boyfriend?” Like millions of celebrations across the world where adult children are involved, Mrs. Wong’s kids have to endure this question, which has no correct answer.
Look, let me cut to the chase – I know you have a big heavy boner for me. I’m not shaming you for that, in fact, I find it heartwarming that you crave after my penis the way you used to crave that rectangle pizza we ate every Friday in the cafeteria.
In America, millions of cis-hets tune in to watch The Bachelor each week. According to a recent study conducted by Nielsen, it turns out that one trans person does as well. Nielsen has identified this trans person to be Logan Handler, a trans masculine 26 year old who has been tuning into the franchise since the Spring of 2017.
It seemed like vacation would never end for Tom and Thom. Whether they were taking their 1.3 million followers to Cabo where their abs were out or to Puerto Vallarta where the golden sunsets highlighted their abs, the Instagay love birds kept followers posted on their “love collab.” But the abs have abdicated: after not posting for over 24 hours, the couple announced that @TTandTiddies was splitting up, leaving a tortuous custody battle over their account.
It’s been one hell of a year. Our lives have been upended. We’ve all been forced to take a good look in the mirror and ask ourselves, who even are we anymore? But with the rollout of both the Pfizer and Moderna Covid vaccines, AND the Sex and the City spinoff just around the corner, it’s time to ask yourself, are you a Carrie, Charlotte, Moderna, or Pfizer? Take this quiz and find out!